cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000
My favorite is when he head-butts his own tail.
"it’s been 10 fucking years…"
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry